im just a 14 yr old gurrl who is g8 w that textin language

lettersfromskeletonhell:

just a friendly reminder that you are a skeleton and one day you will be in the skeleton war

(via awkwardcatburrito)

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Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

twlohasmp:

-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
-religion

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

(via awkwardcatburrito)

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2 hours ago

temporalmemory:

doctor who

dentist what

physician why

the trinity of confused medical professionals

(Source: officialrikafurude, via awkwardcatburrito)

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fartgallery:

alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:

  1. i am actually very cool
  2. i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
  3. 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
  4. my roommate has a basketball & i touched it earlier
  5.   ,

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(via awkwardvagina)

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5 hours ago

shotacatboys:

posts about romance and dating on my dash

image

(Source: beksboys, via handjob)

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lora-mathis:

getittwisssted:

-Lora Mathis lora-mathis my friend Sideara showed me her, I think I’m in love.

God, praise Sideara & thank you 

lora-mathis:

getittwisssted:

-Lora Mathis lora-mathis my friend Sideara showed me her, I think I’m in love.

God, praise Sideara & thank you 

(via legolasismyspookyanimal)

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13 hours ago

lamonogatari:

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

i’ve been waiting for this

(via containthedemons)

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16 hours ago

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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(via legolasismyspookyanimal)

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16 hours ago

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

(via ghostsindrag)

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16 hours ago
waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

waitinforthebus:

ollivander:

THIS IS A REAL SIGN I JUST PASSED
DANNY DEVITO FOR MAYOR

the gang runs for office 

(via zackisontumblr)

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